taco-bell-rey:

Gays that have anxiety issues but still drink iced coffee for taste are stronger than the entire US military

(via ugly-croissant)

warandpeas:

Annie eventually summoned her old friend.

thearcherballet:

siriusplack:

*slides $20 over to JKR*

Sirius didn’t die

JKR: *rolls it into a blunt and smokes it* Sirius is dead and so is everyone you love

(via littlefoxylove)

thenatsdorf:

“Come with me, I want you to meet my babies.” [full video]

(via tastefullyoffensive)

poorlydrawncomic:

A Monster

allsadnshit:

ailaalue:

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

(via ugly-croissant)

(via leslie-knopes)

(via waitinforthebus-deactivated2020)

lazyputa:

*Me walking in front of my 100+ people lecture hall* who’s falling in love with me right now I wonder

(via tatoe)

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