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Entertain me with questions   Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it's time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Bugs are rad, arguing is fun, and learning is my favorite.

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via stitch--please)

— 1 day ago with 100242 notes
scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

(via stitch--please)

— 1 day ago with 169102 notes
Jeff its that guy you like

Jeff its that guy you like

(Source: whitepaperquotes, via chronicyawn)

— 1 day ago with 285653 notes

Give me a cute, socially awkward guy with a nice laugh and I’m sold <3

— 1 day ago with 3 notes

hilariouspuns:

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

(via stitch--please)

— 2 days ago with 49029 notes
"I need someone to pour myself into."
Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath  (via lavandula)

(Source: liquidnight, via lady-kadaver)

— 2 days ago with 66083 notes

starwarswaterbottle:

I know someone like this

(Source: kazzg)

— 2 days ago with 348924 notes